definited:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: skeletontrash)